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Santas across Sydney are rebelling against attempts to ban their traditional greeting of “ho, ho, ho” in favour of “ha, ha, ha”.
Recruitment firm Westaff - which supplies hundreds of Santas across the country - has told its trainees that the “ho ho ho” phrase could frighten children and could even be derogatory to women. DT

US holiday sales see brisk start
WASHINGTON (AFP) — The holiday shopping season seen as crucial for US economic momentum got off to a robust start as consumers shrugged off worries about high fuel prices and weak housing, surveys showed.
The research firm ShopperTrak RCT said sales for November 23, the so-called Black Friday that traditionally marks the start of the holiday retail season, jumped 8.3 percent to a preliminary total of 10.3 billion dollars.
LOS ANGELES, Nov. 25 — When the 12,000 members of the Writers Guild of America decided on Nov. 4 to strike, Hollywood wondered how hard the white-collar group would fight. The guild addressed the worry before the first pickets hit the streets. NYT

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OBAMA: You know, if -- frankly, it's not really something I've followed closely. I didn't even know that ACORN was getting a whole lot of federal money.
Obama Makes announcement on 70th anniversary of Soviet invasion...
Cheney on gay marriage: 'Freedom for everyone'
(Bastiat)**"The politician attempts to remedy the evil by increasing the very thing that caused the evil in the first place.
Cuba 50 Year Celebration Tour
“Castro is very selfless and moral, one of the world’s wisest men” (Oliver Stone).
Who Was the "And remember what my dearly departed little poodle admitted: “If the Missiles had remained, we would have shot them against the very heart of the U.S., including New York city.” (Che Guevara to Sam Russel of the London Daily Worker in November 1962.) Che?
Obama’s Latino Problem

(Beatnews) Have you been missing your favorite artist from your local radio station lately? An artists' coalition says something fishy is in the air, or on the air.

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Imagine if Pope Benedict gave a speech saying the Catholic Church has had it wrong all these centuries; there is no reason priests shouldn't marry. That might generate the odd headline, no?
Doctor opposition to health care overhaul proposals is broad and deep, revealing concerns not just about soaring costs, declining care, possible rationing and a lack of limits on malpractice suits, but also about government competence and motives, detailed responses to a new IBD/TIPP Poll show. As reported Wednesday, 65% of the 1,376 practicing physicians who responded to a mailed questionnaire over the last two weeks said they opposed health care plans that have emerged from the administration and Congress. Just 33% supported them.
Maureen Dowd's Descent into Fury** she has become increasingly angry and increasingly shrill. The old gray mare ain't what she used to be.
It must be said, that like the breaking of a great dam, the American decent into Marxism is happening with breath taking speed, against the back drop of a passive, hapless sheeple, excuse me dear reader, I meant people.
Mark describes the various aspects of socialism and how it all eventually leads up to tyranny and totalitarianism. Mark describes, “statists,” and how the liberals are increasingly moving towards socialism. Redistributing wealth is not a positive for the common good.